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broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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ohioisloko:

thIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A MILLION TIMES AND I NEVER EVEN NOTICED HE WAS WASHING OFF HIS TATTOOS WTF THIS IS SICK

ohioisloko:

thIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A MILLION TIMES AND I NEVER EVEN NOTICED HE WAS WASHING OFF HIS TATTOOS WTF THIS IS SICK

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

sidewinder630:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

“Do you know how many calories are in that?”

laugh-addict:

 

“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”

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Anonymous
asks:
How is your wiener?

doin’ just fine

kittiezandtittiez:

Nigga be like
Let me show these whiteys how to work out

kittiezandtittiez:

Nigga be like

Let me show these whiteys how to work out

thewierdones:

all time low began to play with bean bags while pierce the veil was playing, so the boys from ptv began a game of beer pong during all time lows set. I love band pranks

laughter-everyday:

exittunespresents:

so the science teachers at my school are all really funny and one of them has his profile picture public and

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Looks like some kinda stock photo

neuken-liefde:

everyday-normal-sith:

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

but this is so unrealistic i mean shouldn’t he have a two sided hockey stick

neuken-liefde:

everyday-normal-sith:

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

but this is so unrealistic i mean shouldn’t he have a two sided hockey stick